I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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