Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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