do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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