Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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