I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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