I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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