idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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