Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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