you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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