babies were throwing up all over the place
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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