"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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