If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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