just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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