only if we run a train.
done.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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