i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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