i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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