I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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