im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
