Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
