we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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