sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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