I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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