I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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