he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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