But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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