I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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