I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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