what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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