i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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