I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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