i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I would ride that face into the sunset
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
