It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
