i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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