ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
