Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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