Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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