They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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