My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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