Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize