I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I fill condoms, not promises.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
