he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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