I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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