We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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