just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
