is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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