Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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