Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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