You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Shame - the story of my life.
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