is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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