either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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