Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I enjoy the company of your penis
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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