Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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