party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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