his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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