508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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