I didn't shave. On purpose
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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