I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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