I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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