brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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