So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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