Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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