Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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