There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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