I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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